Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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