Your dad touched me again.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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