A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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