ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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