kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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