In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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