we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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