You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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