i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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