bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
