what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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