I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
