she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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