You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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