Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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