who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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