He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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