just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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