I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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