I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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