Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
