i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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