i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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