time to smoke my breakfast
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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