Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Pooping to opera.
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