Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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