Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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