someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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