Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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