I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize