I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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