no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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