im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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