We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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