I can't watch pbs sober anymore
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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