did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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