He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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