I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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