i just wanna soil my oats bro
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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