Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize