And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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