OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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