i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It's official drugs can't kill me
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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