i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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