spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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