every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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