we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
