C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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