PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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