i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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