no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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