Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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