Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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