I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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