whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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