she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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